The most effective monsters disguise themselves so they can more easily attack and consume their prey. In the picture above, Kelly Drive is pretending to be a quaint country road with charming turns and the occasional tunnel, along a serene waterway. A Victorian Sunday outing, along with a romantic association with the natural world, guiding the public to such destinations as the country cemetery, Laurel Hill, where there would be delightful afternoon picnics. The drive was intended originally to bring Philadelphians closer to nature, adorned with sculptures and elegant bridges.
However if you closer at this scene, you will see that an actual monster has taken over Kelly Drive! It is sucking the souls out of the drivers of these automobiles, all of them racing as fast as possible to not be there, to be somewhere else. Speeding as much as 60 miles per hour, many of them disregard the 35 mph speed limit and run red lights continuously and regularly at one point seriously endangering the life of yours truly, trying to lawfully cross the monster’s domain.
The monster wants more suvs, faster driving cars, road rage and violence, race cars with extremely loud sound output, stressed out and unhappy motorists. It loves traffic accidents and deaths the most. Traffic jams are good but not enough. Pedestrians must suffer greatly to feed the insatiable appetite of the Kelly Drive monster. Bicyclists are especially loathsome and treated accordingly while public transportation is unspeakable and subsequently nonexistent.
Like all monsters, Kelly Drive has an insatiable appetite for suffering, misery and death, while in disguise as a convenience!
Of course there is much more to say and discuss but look at how the Kelly Drive monster is swallowing up those cars!